"Now add a cricket for luck and even you can’t blow this."💕🎶🐜 (at The Happiest Place on Earth)

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sexhaver:

boredlord:

What do teens like?!? Is it memes? Memes about skeletons? Piss? Communism?

this post is 20x funnier if you imagine a CEO shouting it at his board of directors

(via mxcleod)

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Its not just about sex… Don’t get me wrong sex is fucking great… But when you have a connection with someone… When you feel so strong for someone… Just a kiss is enough to make your knees weak… You just cant beat that…

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la-baguette-skelly:

Ooh is that another cute little ghost to drag? 
owl-atheart: What is Ebola a distraction for?

setbabiesonfire:

Everything that’s going on that’s not ebola.

Any one of the countless wars being fought out of greed and spite or genocides that need serious attention from the world community, the military-like force peaceful civilian protesters around the world are being met with - including right now in America (ie: Ferguson protests across America, see also Hong Kong, Thailand, Egypt, Bahrain, Ukraine, Mexico, Turkey, etc.), that you and I are unwillingly being forced to pay for these people’s violent self-perpetuance, that HIV will kill more people this year than ebola, that there are cures for cancer that are illegal & a patent for AIDS that no one can use, that the Attorney General quietly resigned after a scandal involving him having known about a CIA gun smuggling operation in Mexico just recently, that human beings - our very own kind, just like you an I - are being exploited all over the world and many Americans are unknowingly financing much of it, how the American CIA created Al-Qaeda, Al-Nusra & ISIS, rapid climate change, mass pollution protected by legislation…… a lot.

Every time you watch the news, ask yourself; “Is this really all that’s going on in the world?”

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